Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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