I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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