so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I just found a bag of teeth...
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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