So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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