i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.