I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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