Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
