Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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