Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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