she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
high people should be assigned attendants
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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