Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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