that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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