no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
