I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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