How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
So vagazzling was a success
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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