Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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