so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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