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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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