it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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