I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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