Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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