I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
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His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Boobs speak an international language.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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