He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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