Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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