i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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