It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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