margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I want to walk on stilts...naked
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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