The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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