I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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