Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
false alarm, still single
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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