OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize