16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Let's get the cat blown out
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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