I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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