all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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