Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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