Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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