does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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