eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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