My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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