Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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