Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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