Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize