oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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