So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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