I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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