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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I stuck it in and pulled it out

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  Did she like it?

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  She giggled?

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  She liked it

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  fucking a dude

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  i mean: fucking a, dude

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  wow, that comma made all the difference there

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world

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  i told you not to try chat roulette

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?

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  I was attacked by whores

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  You threw up on yourself again didn't you?

  (941): View more from Florida

  They were strong whores

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends

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• (714): View more from California

  I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping

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