I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping