We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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