you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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