ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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