There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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