This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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