It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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