What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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