The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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